Psychology ka practical ho raha
tha. :-D
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1
tarf
CAKE
Aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI
raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item
badle magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki
BHUKH hi
Sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se
awaz
aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi
dekh
lo,
ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
:-
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एक नंगी लड़की बार मे जाती है और वेटर को ऑर्डर करती है !
लड़की:- “एक पेग लाओ” !
वेटर पेग देकर उसकी और देखतेरहता है !
लड़की:- “क्या कभी नंगी लड़की नही देखी?”
वेटर:- “अरे, मैं ये सोच रहा हू कि तू पैसे कहाँ से निकालकर देगी“ !
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1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke
Udas Baita
Tha .
Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur
pucha Yaar
tu Udaas Q Hai......??
.
Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi
Bura hai.
.
Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya
.
.
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi.
0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss
ne Naukri
Se Nikal Diya. .
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me
ZAHER Milaya
Wo Bhi bhosdi k tu Pee Gya...:
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Ek Ladka Apni Premika Ke Sath Bahar Gumane Ke Baad
Use Ghar Tak Chodne Aata Hai,
Jab Ve Ghar Ke Darwaaje Par Pahunchte Hai To Ladka
Apna Ek Hath Diwaar Par Tika Kar Thoda Jhukta Hua Premika Se Bola.
Ladka: “Janu, Kya Tum Mera Lxnd Chus Sakti Ho?”
Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Tum Pagal To Nahi Ho Gaye
Ho?”
Ladka: “Chinta Mat Karo, Ye Fatafatt Ho Jayega, Koi
Samasya Nahi Hai”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Nah i, Koi Dekh Lega, Koi
Rishtedaar Ya Padosi”
Ladka: “Raat Ke Is Samaye KoiNahi Dekhega”
Ladki: “Mene Pehle Hi Keh Diya, Nahi Matlab Nahi”
Ladka: “Yaar, Is Ek Chote Se Kaam Ke Liye Kyu Tadpa
Rahi Ho Mujhe, Raat Ko Mujhe Chain Ki Neend Aa Jayegi.”
Ladki: “Nahi”
Ladka: “Meri Jaan Aisa Mat Karo Please”
Tabhi Ladki Ki Choti Bahan Uljhe Baal Lekar,
Night-Dress Mein Aakhein Malte Hue Darwaje Par Aayi Aur Boli.
Bahan: “Dady Ka Kahna Hai Ki Tum Uska Luxnd Chus
Lo, Ya Phir Main Choos Doon, Nahi To Wo Khud Aakar Choosenge, Magar Bhagwaan Ke
Liye Apne Boyfriend Se Kaho Ki Door Bell Se Apna Hath Hata Le“
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