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Hindi Adult Non Veg Jokes

Hindi Adult Non Veg Jokes

3 Kamini ladkiya apni khwahishe bata rahi
thi:
Pehli: Mere 2 husband hon jo sari raat
mujhe bajaye.
Doosri : Mere 4 husband ho jo din raat ki
shift lagaye.
Teesri : Mera ek hi shohar ho.
Uska chota sa lund ho..
Us se mera ek beta ho,
Jo bada hoke ASHISH NEHRA
bane..World cup ka match ho,
Last over mein 21 runs ki zaroorat ho aur
23 run deke hara de.
110 Crore logon ki awaaz aaye.
"maa chod do iski"
aur main pitch par jakar bolu
"Main Hoon Iski MAA!"

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In Biology practical exam:

Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..

Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!

Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...

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Teacher: Define Management?

Santa: Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..

Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
.
.
.
.
Santa: ummmmmmmmmmm... ............... .and this is called Management.
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Guy: "Between Me and the Toilet, Whom do you Love Most?"

Girl: "Obvious its you, why do you ask such a Stupid Question??"

Guy: "Because you drop Your panty so fast For the Toilet, But for me, I have to Really struggle..

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Chemistry Professor to Girl: What is Nitrate??

Ladki (sharmate hue khadi hoti hai aur bolti hai): Sir waise to 800 hai magar aap se 500 he lungi aur beer bhi free mil jayegi.

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Today, lets spare a Moment of
Silence in
Honour of those children who were
not
born... But were,,,,,,,
.
.
1. Swallowed during a Blow job,
2. Thrown away in A Condom,
3. Washed in boxers Coz of Wet
Dreams
4. Buried in ASS adventures
and..
5. Lost during Masturbation.
.
Consider Urself lucky to be alive.
.
Happy Global Orgasm Day!!

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Aasma Se Gire To Barsaat Ban Jaye;
Aankhon Se Gire To Jazbaat Ban Jaye;
Ye Bund Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hai, Yaaro;
Neeche Se Gire To Parivar Ban Jaye!

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Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in devdas?

Ans: Any self respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing "dildo la re, dildo la re".

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Ek ladke ko police ne pakda..
Police-licence hai?
Ladka-no.
Police-paise hai?
Ladka-no.

Police ne ladke ke undrwear mein hath daala or do baal khich liye..

Ladka(ansu nikalte hue)-aisa kyun kiya?;-(

police-taki tu yeh kisi se na keh sake k, maine signal toda or havaldar meri jhaant bhi nai ukhad saka.!

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Pinky : Dadi Dadi ap k zamane me itne sare bache kyun paida karte the

Dadi : woh is liye beta k hamare zamane me patni apne pati k age munh nahi kholti thi or na hi pith dikhati thi   :s =D :>

Joke samajh me aya to thik warn Pogo chanel to hai hi   :p

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Santa ne Rlwy Reservtion form me Ling k aage 8 inch likha
Lady clerk-Ye kya likha hay,
kato isko
Santa-kitna?
Lady-Pura
Santa-Maa chudao me BUS se chala jaunga!

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