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Sex k dauran amir Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise?
Premi emotional hote hue: Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona
nhi tha....
PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve:
Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai"
PATNI (sharmate huye) :
Pata nahi ji
Jitne Muh
Utni Baatein"...
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Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS
banwa do... !
Sindhi : bahar chal, woh kya hai aasman mai?
Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.
Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???
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Koyal samza jinhe,
Bhosdike wo kauwe nikle,
Dosti ke naam pe madarchod bhadwe nikle,Jo
roka karte the hame chodne se,
Bhenchod unki hi jeb se
condom nikle...
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Boy: Panditji, ek hi
''Gotra'' me shaadi kar sakte hain kya...?
Modern Pandit: Gotra
koi bhi ho chalega, kintu "MUTRA" ka marg ek jaisa nahi hona chahiye
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SEX Poem. fuck ne
hard....n fuck me deep.... Don"t stop....until i weep suck my boobs....n
kiss my lips Go on baby.....shake my hips I love the feel of u in my pussy ek
baat kahun....kya chodte ho tusi .... Eat my pussy.....like burger of MCD chodo
mujhe....faad k mari chaddhi woofer mai teri....tu mera amplfier kisi aur ko
chod ke aaya hai na....u liar? faad di hai tune....aaj mari fuddi Aise hi
chodte rehna. jb tk mai ho na jaun buddhi. muh me lena ka aaj man hai mera...
taiyar ho ja.lund pe raja k sehra
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As a woman passed her
daughter 's
closed bedroom door ,
she heard a
strange buzzing noise
coming from
within.. . Opening the
door , she
observed her daughter
With a vibrator .
Shocked, she asked:
'what in the
world are you doing ?'
The daughter replied :
'Mum , I 'm
thirty- five years old
, unmarried, and
this thing is about as
close as I' ll ever
get to a husband .
Please, go away and
leave me alone.'
The next day , the
girl 's father heard
the same buzz coming
from the other
side of the closed
bedroom door .
Upon entering the
room, he observed
his Daughter making
passionate love
to her vibrator.
To his query as to
what she was
doing, the daughter
said: 'dad I 'm
thirty- five ,
unmarried , and this thing is
about as close as I
'll ever get to a
husband .. Please , go
away and leave
me alone.'
A couple days later,
the wife came
home from a shopping
trip, placed
the groceries on the
kitchen counter,
and heard that buzzing
noise coming
from, of all places,
the living room.
She entered that area
and observed
her husband sitting on
the couch ,
downing a cold beer ,
and staring at
the TV.. ... . The
vibrator was next to
him on the couch,
buzzing like crazy .
The wife asked : 'What
the hell are you
doing?'
The husband replied :
'I' m watching
football with my Son-in-
law.
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Tanaav Door karne k
liye yoga:-
Table par whisky ki
bottle, namkin or glass rakhe.
Chair par v, Whisky ko
glass me dale, Halke se sip le,
Namkin khaye, Phir sip
le.
Is kriya ko 7 baar
dohraye
Sar piche jhukae, Dono
hath sar k peche rakhe,
Aankhe dhire se band
karte hue bole
"Maa Chudaye
Duniya"
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Munni nahaney gayi
kapre utari
darwaza baja
Munni: KAUN?
Jawab aaya: POSTMAN
Kapre pehen k letter
leya
phir nahane gayi kapre
utari
darwaza baja
boli: KAUN?
Jawab aya: DHOBI
Kapre pehen k dhobi se
hisab kiya.
Phir nahane gayi
kapre utari
darwza baja
Munni phir boli: KAUN
?
Jawab aya: sameer
padosan ka beta jo
ANDHA hai
Munni ne socha kya
farq padtha hain agar kapre nahi pehni
aise he chali gayi
darwza khola
Sameer ne mitaai di
MUNNI: kis khushi mein
Sameer: meri Aankhain
teek ho gayi hain
AB PATA CHALA Munni
KAISE badnam huyi..
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(G)OLD Joke !
Photographer studio me
chote bache se :
"Beta camera ki
taraf dekho, isme se kabutar niklega"
Bacha : sun be gawaro
wali batein mat kar.
Focus adjust kar,
Aur potrait mode use
kariyo
with macro.
High resolution me pic
Aani chahiye Facebook
par lagani hai.
Werna kabutar kaise
udate hain Mai btaunga
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1 Pinjre me 50
Bandaria or 1 Bandar chhoda gya, Or Elaan hua k jo 1 minute me Bandar ko
pehchan kr Pakad lega use $10,000 milenge
1st - Obama gya Par
fail ho gya..
2nd - George bush gya
lekin wo bi nakaam rha
3rd - Manmohan singh
gya or 10 second me Bandar le aaya..
Sab ne hairani bhari
nazron se manmohan se pucha aap ne kaise pata kra?
Manmohan: Mai pinjre
me gya or kaha ki
"VOTE CONGRESS KO
HI DENA" to sirf ek ne kaha-
"LAUDA LE LE
MERA"
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Balika vadhu"
special
Anandi:
Dadi sa, suhagrat k
pehle niche k bal katne padte h kya?
Dadisa:
Pata nai chhori
Mhare to shadi k 4 sal
bad bal aaye the.
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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti
hai???:
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Pehele Honeymoon
Aur Dusre Honeymoon mein kya Farak hai?
Pehle Honeymoon
mein Biwi bolti hai, "OH MY GOD, HOW BIG IT IS" !:O;
Dusre mein ye baat
Pati bolta hai
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Pehla Bacha: “Meri
Mummy
Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai
Jab Wo
Papa Ke Lund Ko
Pakadti
Hai To Lund Bahut Bada
Ho
Jata Hai “.
Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye
Kaun
Si Badi Baat Hain Meri
Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke
Lund Per Bethti Hai
Toh Sara
Lund Gayab Ho Jata
Hai.
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Pappu: You know a
single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal
ejaculation of about 6 million sperm represents a data transfer of 1,587.5 TB
in about 3 seconds.
Bunty: Amazing.
Pappu: Yep. And you
thought nothing was faster than Google. I am really proud to be a boy. Great
talent and great energy!
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Once A couple went 2 a
restaurant..
.
BF:" Kya logi tum
??
GF:" Tum jo
kaho..
.
.
BF:" Achcha
waiter zara Menu lana
.
.
.
.
.
.
GF:" (nazre jhuka
ke) Mai bhi menu
khaungi... :p :O
Aur Patao Gawaro Ko..
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A married Man died
before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis, filled it withcement & fixed in
wall.Every night she went to wall & satisfied herself.One day her neighbor
saw n made a hole in wall n removed it & put His own Penis in the wall
& waited for his turn.Lady came with knife,Cut Penis & said:'DARLING WE
ARE SHIFTING TO OUR NEW HOUSE."
MORAL HER JAGA LULLY
NAHI PHASANI CHAHIEY
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