Very Very Sexy and Adult SMS and Massage in Hindi

Very Very Sexy and Adult SMS and Massage in Hindi

Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Din Sex Karte Time Patni Pati Se Pyar Se Boli

Patni: “Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho”

Pati Garv Se: “Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?”

Patni: “Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka Network Fail Ho Jata Hai“

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Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.

Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya,

Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola

Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“

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Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Apne

Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.

Dulha: “Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai To Kanjoosi Karni Padegi”

Dulhan: “To Phir Itna Sara Tel Lund Par Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi,

Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“

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Ek Bhikhari Signal Pe Bhikh Mang Raha Tha,

Tabi Ek Car Mein Se Ek Khubsoorat Aurat Ne Use Bhikh Di,

Bhikh Leke Bhikhari Aage Jane Laga, To Aurat Ne Kaha.

Aurat: “Arey Kuch Dua To Do Mene Tumhe 10 Ruapye Ka Not Diya Hai?”

Bhikhari: “Car Mein To Beithi Hai Ab Kya Land Pe Bethne Ki Dua Doon“

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In A School Of Wasseypur:

Teacher: Bhosdike Aaj Tuney Phir Homework Nahi Kiya ?

Student: Sir Light Nahi Thi.

Teacher: Toh Mombatti Jala Leta Bhenchod.

Student: Sir Machis Nahi Le Sakta Tha.

Teacher: Kyun Be Laudey.

Student: Sir Mandir Mein Rakhi Thi.

Teacher: Toh Uthayi Kyun Nahi Madarchod.

Student: Nahaya Nahi Tha Sir.

Teacher: Saale Bhadwey, Nahaya Kyun Nahi Tha.

Student: Paani Nahi Tha Sir.

Teacher: Bhenchod, Paani Kyun Nahi Tha ?

Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teacher: Randi Ke Bachhe, Aab Motor Ko Kya Hua.

Student: Sir, Aapki Maa Ka Bhosda, Aapki Maa Ki Chut, Bhenchod, Madachod, Kitni Baar Bolun Ki Laudey Light Nahi Thi. =))

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Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:

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Pehli : Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?

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Doosri : Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai?

Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola.

Ladka:Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye..

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Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola:Bhonsdi Ke,Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye..

Ghor Kalyug Suhagrat ke baad, Pati apni Patni se- Are Khoon to

nikla hi nhi.

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Patni- Kyun Harami tune andar teer mara tha kya..?? :

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Arz kiya he

Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya

Gaur farmaiye

Nangi nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya

Aur Dono Gottiya pareshan, Saala

Ustaad kidhar .=)) =S =))

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Daddy 5 Rs Ka Coin Hai Mene Popcorn Khane Hai”

Santa Lunch Kar Raha Thha Usne Socha Ki Chal 5 Rs Hi To Mang Raha Hai De Deta Hun

Santa: “

Mere Hath Busy Hai Pant Ki Pocket Mein Se Nikal Le”

Pappu Ne Haath Dala To Pocket Fati Hui Thi Santa Ka Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.

Pappu Bola: “

Daddy Pocket Mein Coin Nahi Hai”

Santa Ne Bola Dusre Wali Pocket Mein Hoga.

Pappu Ne Pocket Me Haath Dala Vo Bhi Fati Hui Thi Fir Se Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.

Pappu Gusse Se Chilaya: “

Benchod, Pocket Mai Ek Bhi Rupya Nahi Hai Or Do Do Lund Le Ke Firta Hai.“ =))

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A girl to her boyfiernd: tum ladke jab su-su karte ho to uske baad apna wo kyun hilate ho?

BF: hum hilakar usko yaad dilate hain ki uske jeevan ka maksad sirf mutna nahi hai.