Very Very Sexy and Adult SMS and Massage in Hindi
Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Din Sex Karte Time Patni
Pati Se Pyar Se Boli
Patni: “Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho”
Pati Garv Se: “Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi
Lagti Hai?”
Patni: “Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka Network
Fail Ho Jata Hai“
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Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di
Gaddi.
Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo
Wale Ke Paas Gaya,
Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola
Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“
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Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke
Baad Apne
Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.
Dulha: “Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai To Kanjoosi Karni
Padegi”
Dulhan: “To Phir Itna Sara Tel Lund Par Lagane Ki
Kya Jarurat Thi,
Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“
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Ek Bhikhari Signal Pe Bhikh Mang Raha Tha,
Tabi Ek Car Mein Se Ek Khubsoorat Aurat Ne Use
Bhikh Di,
Bhikh Leke Bhikhari Aage Jane Laga, To Aurat Ne
Kaha.
Aurat: “Arey Kuch Dua To Do Mene Tumhe 10 Ruapye Ka
Not Diya Hai?”
Bhikhari: “Car Mein To Beithi Hai Ab Kya Land Pe
Bethne Ki Dua Doon“
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In A School Of Wasseypur:
Teacher: Bhosdike Aaj Tuney Phir Homework Nahi Kiya
?
Student: Sir Light Nahi Thi.
Teacher: Toh Mombatti Jala Leta Bhenchod.
Student: Sir Machis Nahi Le Sakta Tha.
Teacher: Kyun Be Laudey.
Student: Sir Mandir Mein Rakhi Thi.
Teacher: Toh Uthayi Kyun Nahi Madarchod.
Student: Nahaya Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Saale Bhadwey, Nahaya Kyun Nahi Tha.
Student: Paani Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Bhenchod, Paani Kyun Nahi Tha ?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Randi Ke Bachhe, Aab Motor Ko Kya Hua.
Student: Sir, Aapki Maa Ka Bhosda, Aapki Maa Ki
Chut, Bhenchod, Madachod, Kitni Baar Bolun Ki Laudey Light Nahi Thi. =))
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Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:
.
Pehli : Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?
.
Doosri : Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi
Nahi To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai?
Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko
Bola.
Ladka:Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi
Chahiye..
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Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola:Bhonsdi Ke,Tere Ko
Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye..
Ghor Kalyug Suhagrat ke baad, Pati apni Patni se-
Are Khoon to
nikla hi nhi.
.
...
.
. .
.
.
Patni- Kyun Harami tune andar teer mara tha kya..??
:
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Arz kiya he
Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya
Gaur farmaiye
Nangi nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya
Aur Dono Gottiya pareshan, Saala
Ustaad kidhar .=)) =S =))
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Daddy 5 Rs Ka Coin Hai Mene Popcorn Khane Hai”
Santa Lunch Kar Raha Thha Usne Socha Ki Chal 5 Rs
Hi To Mang Raha Hai De Deta Hun
Santa: “
Mere Hath Busy Hai Pant Ki Pocket Mein Se Nikal Le”
Pappu Ne Haath Dala To Pocket Fati Hui Thi Santa Ka
Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.
Pappu Bola: “
Daddy Pocket Mein Coin Nahi Hai”
Santa Ne Bola Dusre Wali Pocket Mein Hoga.
Pappu Ne Pocket Me Haath Dala Vo Bhi Fati Hui Thi
Fir Se Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.
Pappu Gusse Se Chilaya: “
Benchod, Pocket Mai Ek Bhi Rupya Nahi Hai Or Do Do
Lund Le Ke Firta Hai.“ =))
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