Adult Hindi Jokes,
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Ek baat santa ki gfrnd ne pucha : Aap mujhse kitna pyar karte hain
?
Santa : Apni jaan se bhi zada..
Gfrnd : aap itna pyar kyu karte hain mujhse .?
Santa : Arey free me teri choot jo leni hai.
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Horse & chicken were best friends. One day, horse fell into a
hole. Chicken called a farmer who used his
Audi Q7 Quattro to pull out the horse, horse became very happy &
thought someday he will return the favour.
Then one day the chicken fell into the hole. The horse lowered his
dick & pulled the chicken out.. Chicken was damn impressed..
Moral of the story-
If u have a horse's dick, u don't need an Audi to pick up the chicks
!!
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A MUST TRY!!!!!!! ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
(It's absolutely amazing!)
Count every " F " in the
following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's
before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look
again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on
the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.
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Arz_kiya_he-
Ladkiyo ko Apna DIL na
dena.
DIL k Jazbat ye kya
Janegi???
Bina Bra k apne ball
To sambhal nahi sakti
Hmara DIL kya Ghanta
Sambhalegi...!
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Ek kutti ko 5 kutte
milke chod rahe the.......
Ek aurat apni beti k
sath baith kr une dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass pdi...
Beti: kya hua
mom....???
Mom: kuch nai beti bs
yu hi jawani k din yad aa gye..
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Paper Dene Or Sex
Karne Ke Baad Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai:
Kitna Lamba Tha Na
Kash Thora Time Or Mil
Jata
Tooba Pehle Kitna Dar
Lag Raha Tha
Phir To Pata Hi Nahi
Chala Kab Ho Gaya
Uff Teen Ghante Tak To
Meri Saans Hi Band Ho Gayi Thi
Aagay Ka To Theek Tha
Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.
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Wife ko yaqeen tha ki
pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.
Dono ko 1 sath pakdne
k liye plan bnaya
or Naukrani ko chupke
se chutti pe bhej diya.
Raat ko pati ne pet
Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe
ja k so gayi or Light off kar di
wo silently Room me
aye or sex krne laga
.
.
Sex k baad wife boli -
Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge
or light on kar di
.
.
.
watchman Bola - Madam
Aap ?!!!
Moral - zyada smart
bnne wala aese hi chud jaate h
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Aaj kal ke bachho ki
haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo
nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
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Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke
ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.
Mom: Tune usko chata
nahi mara?
Girl: Mujhe achanak
gandhiji yaad aa gaye aur maine dusri chuchi aage kar di !
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LADKI NE LADKE K UPER
SU SU KR DIYA.
LADKA-aye chanchal
shokh hasinaa ye kaisi nadaani hai?
LADKI-tum jiske liye
taraste ho ye usi jheel ka paani hai..
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Girl- Aaj Sex karoge
??????
Boy- Nahi
Girl- kyu ..????
Boy- Condom nahi hai
aaj..
Girl-tera to roj ka
natak hai Bhosdike, Lamination kyu nai karwa leta..
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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola-
"Waah, Kya Maal H.."
Great logical answer by Girl-
.
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par
Hai to
Tere JIJA Ka na.
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Wo Light Jaane k
baad candle le k TOILET ja rhe the..
Koi kmbkht phook
maar k keh gya
HAPPY BRDAY 2 u
( ',')
/) ( /l
_/ /_
Batao Yaar
Emergncy k waqt bhi mazak.
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IPL DHAMAKA.
Ek ladki tshirt pe
likha tha..
Sirf dekhne ka nai..
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Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko
Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek
Nahi Hai”
Beti Boli: Maa Wo
Ladka To Genius Hai ... Pakka Doctor Banega...
Usne To Meri Wo
Bimaari Bhi Door Kar Di Jo Mujhe Har Mahine Lag Jaati Thi.
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Car Ke Piche ‘L’ Kyu
Likha Hota Hai?
Santa Ka Beta Pappu
Usse Puchta Hai.
Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke
Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”
Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka
Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘LUnd‘ Bhi Nahi Pata“
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Wife was having sex in
an apartment 20 floors high with Rajnikant. She then heard her husband coming..
She told Rajnikant to stay like robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot
i bought to have sex with when you are traveling...
Husband: Okay.. Lets
have sex now...
Wife: No sweetheart..
Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the
husband said: Damn i am so horny, i will fuck this robot...
He tried fucking.
Rajnikant started talking in a metallic robotic way..
"System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole.."
Husband: Damn robot is
not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window..
Rajnikant realized
that he was on the 20th floor he said:
"SOFTWARE
UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY
AGAIN"
Moral of d story :waqt
bura ho toh Rajnikant ko bhi gaand marwani padti hai...
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